Sunday, September 24, 2006

Funniest Freaking Messages EVER

I was on my death bed Saturday night so I was unable to get up and find my phone even though I heard it ring, and then it died...Sousa and Jenesse I am so sorry. So anyway, Sousa left a bunch of messages on my phone... I thought I was going to die. lol

9:47 p.m.

Jessamyn you disapoint me that was the most boring answering machine ever! okay. call jenesse's phone back because my phone is in my pants and I have a hot beverage inbetween my leeeggs. hahaha anyways Jessy. call me back even if you're at homecoming okay. okay? call me back!

9:53 p.m.

JESSAMMYYYNNN I apologize. you're anwering machine is more entertaining than when I first called I wasn't really listening the first time- Jenesse! ...Jenesse is snorting hot caramel apple cider..but uh Jessamyn I noticed that your phone went straight to answering machine so you better be talking to somebody or else I'll be...supremely disapointed...

9:57 p.m.

Jessy. Jessy! I know you're there. I know you're there okay? alright. stop playing games okay? stop playing games with me. you know why? because playing games with me insults my intelligence, and that makes me very angry.

10:05 p.m.

You turned your phone off didn't you? I know your tricks, okay? I know your tricks it's not lost...it's not lost don't- don't even try that one. Uou turned your phone off you know right where it is and you know right how it is...it's off isn't it? you and I both know the truth now.

10:54 p.m.

Jessy...damn you to hell...

In each message I could hear jenesse laughing in the background. It was HIIIILLARIOUS.

3 comments:

that lisa girl said...
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dapolarbear said...

haha, omg... that is brilliant!! hehe lol

that lisa girl said...

ummm... yes. i know that I am retarded and can't post a stupid comment hhaha don't laugh at me lol oh nevermind I'm laughing at myself anyways...